Ugly Cookie Contest
Every year my good friend, Selma, and I have an annual contest to see who can make the ugliest cookie. Each of us claims to win each year. There aren’t any judges except us. There are two rules:
1) The cookie has to be made of edible ingredients (not that you would want to eat them); if it’s in your kitchen and can be ingested, it’s in.
2) There must be some sort of holiday connection.
Some of the truly tasteless cookies have been a pile of Christmas poo, Christmas trees with body parts, and a visual reinactment of Selma’s surgery to remove 1/3 of her intestine due to Chrohn’s Disease. Instead of the ugliest cookie, it should be called the most disgusting cookie. While we still have a blast doing it, I really can’t show you the pictures this year. Pretty revolting (though funny to us).
Just wanted you Ugly Cookie fans to know the scoop!
